Of husband’s cherry coke that is.

Now, are you ready to peek into the secrets of the LDS? Utah, Ho!

I’m not a mean Mormon basher, but I read an incredibly scary book about the early church (The Veil) and found out some of their wackier beliefs and thought that I’d tell you all about them because I know I’ve wanted to know what was behind some of these rumors for a long time. I’ve tried to find sources of info outside the book that you can look up. The lady who wrote the book is a historical fiction author and her husband is a history professor. If any of you go and convert after reading this, it isn’t my fault, you’re just a wacko.

Jesus and Lucifer are brothers. “The story of Lucifer is the most terrible example of such apostasy. … He pitted his own plan and will against the purposes of God. He strove to gain the birthright of his Elder Brother, Jesus the Christ. ” - Apostle John A. Widtsoe

God used to be a normal man. It is the first principle of the gospel to know for a certainty the character of God, …and that He was once a man like us; yea, that God himself, the Father of us all, dwelt on an earth, the same as Jesus Christ Himself did; …you have got to learn how to be gods yourselves, and to be kings and priests to God, the same as all gods have done before you, namely, by going from one small degree to another,. (History of the Church, Vol.6, Ch.14, p.305-6).

Men can become gods and have their own planets just like God. “The Father has promised us that through our faithfulness we shall be blessed with the fullness of his kingdom. In other words we will have the privilege of becoming like him. To become like him we must have all the powers of godhood; thus a man and his wife when glorified will have spirit children who eventually will go on an earth like this one we are on and pass through the same kind of experiences, being subject to mortal conditions, and if faithful, then they also will receive the fullness of exaltation and partake of the same blessings. There is no end to this development; it will go on forever. We will become gods and have jurisdiction over world, and these world will be peopled by our own offspring. We will have an endless eternity for this” (Doctrines of Salvation, Vol. 2, 48).

How Plural Marriage was justified. God introduces the “law of the priesthood”: that a man can, with the approval of his first wife, marry one or more other women without committing adultery “…for they belong to him and they are given onto him…”:
61: “….if any man espouse a virgin, and desire to espouse another, and the first give her consent, and if he espouse the second, and they are virgins, and have vowed to no other man, then is he justified; he cannot commit adultery for they are given unto him; for he cannot commit adultery with that that belongeth unto him and to no one else.”
62: “And if he have ten virgins given unto him by this law, he cannot commit adultery, for they belong to him, and they are given unto him; therefore is he justified.” Doctrines and Covenants, Section 132.

Here’s the catch (Secret Names): Secret names thus have a profound implication for the LDS wife. She does not know her husband’s name but he knows hers; she, therefore, is cast in an inferior role in a very real, occult sense. Nevertheless, the husband is permitted to know his wife’s new name, and I learned my wife’s (Joan), so I could call her up from the grave. Having her “new” name, he “possesses” her spirit, her essence. This gives the LDS wife no “spiritual space” of her own. She is like a butterfly trapped in the jar of her husband’s secret knowledge. This was often used as a bargaining tool or threat to get first wife to agree to let husband have other wives. The husband can refuse the wife entry into the next world.

That’s enough for tonight. Tomorrow I’ll have more: blood atonement (murder), secret handshake, living prophets, Old and New Testaments aren’t translated right, Meadow Hills massacre, Masons, the veil, Jesus didn’t get rid of all sins on the cross, and . . .

A PICTURE OF THE SECRET UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!