So Ole Milty (my neighbor Milton), and his wife Verna are up to their usual unusualness. This past weekend was the Bi-Annual Spraypaintathon. Twice a year they cover half the truck in newspapers and spray paint it. I’m telling you, they make up crap to do. Have I mentioned garbage can hammering?

Monday, as I was driving by, Verna was out in the yard walking around with a trowel studying the ground. Every now and then she would stop and tap the ground with her trowel and pick at it. Then she would move on to another spot and repeat the process. Now, if this isn’t making up crap to do, I don’t know what is. That’s worse than garbage can hammering or cardboard placement. Have you heard about that one? Once a week they put random pieces of cardboard down throughout the yard and then collect it before dinner. Speaking of, the only thing I could think of that she was doing or looking for with the trowel was dinner . . .