As you are probably aware, our great neighbors are a bit on the thrifty side, and I believe I’ve discussed Verna’s wardrobe in the past (two shirts, one trucker cap). Well, yesterday, as Smokin’ and I were pulling onto my street, we saw the latest design from -

Verna Couture Pour Homme

Confused?

This ensemble was created by sewing together two pairs of pants with out altering - too much - the original shape of either pair. Smokin and I are one hundred percent sure that these pants are an original design and not “off the rack”. The pants are distressed in some areas for an authentic rural flair. The House of Verna is calling this look “Crotch Chic”.

In other news: Rocky was recently sighted on hind legs. Evidence supports the allegations that she is female. Sources say the possibility of cubs nearby is high.