Thursday, August 4, 2005

Memorabilia

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 12:28 pm

So I was going through some old stuff and I found this in my junior high newspaper:

From the Old Kentucky Home Journal, Winter, 1987?

Willie with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door . . .
Mother said, with humor quaint -
“Now, Willie dear, don’t scratch the paint.”

A peanut sat on a railroad track;
His heart was all-a-flutter,
A train came speeding down the track -
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!

5 Comments »

  1. Nailed his sister to a door? Only in Kentucky.

    Comment by Sean MC — Thursday, August 4, 2005 @ 1:46 pm

  2. That just about attains the journalistic standards of the present day.

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