Friday, January 27, 2006

Blow Hard - Go Words Suck

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 5:13 pm

Okay. So, I’m supposed to be writing a cover letter for my resume right now, but since my head’s about to blow from here to China and both poles, I thought I needed to just freak out here.

I’ve been looking at sample cover letters all day and what I really want to know is: HOW MANY OF YOU FREAKING BLOW HARDS ARE REALLY “leading a team”, HUH? HOW MANY OF YOU? Because I just don’t think that every guy or gal in every office, pizza shop and grocery store across the nation are leading teams to “results”. What freakin’ results? Every time the company makes an extra dime it was because you were blowing smoke up your next employer’s ass? If you’re leading the team and all your coworkers are leading the team - then who’s following orders? Not you - you’re no chump. Uh-uh. You’re the grand master of mobilizing highly effective programs encouraging profit acheivements for the largest financial continuity program. Oh, and hey - can you extract those marbles from my mouth now? Chump.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Husband of the Year!

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 4:53 pm

Third Place goes to Greece . . .

Second Place to Serbia . . .

And the winner for Husband Of The Year is:

Ireland!


Ahhh . . . the Irish are true romantics . . .

At least he’s holding her hand!!!

The previous post brought to you by my Aunt. Thanks, Aunt Debbie.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Recipe Exchange

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 5:35 pm

Earlier this week some of us participated in a recipe exchange. Technically it was chain mail, but what the hey? Anyway, here are the recipes I received if you want to copy them.

Samba Chicken

6 chicken breasts
1 ½ tsp garlic salt
1 lb pkg Barilla angel hair pasta
1 tbsp olive oil
1 (10 oz) can Mild Rotel
1 cup of Hellman’s mayonnaise
1 cup of Kraft Parmesan cheese
2 tsp garlic powder
Season chicken breasts with garlic salt and grill or sauté in a frying pan until completely cooked, approximately six minutes per side. Prepare angel hair pasta according to package instructions, drain, and toss with olive oil. Meanwhile, combine all remaining ingredients in a medium sized microwave safe bowl. Microwave Samba mixture for three minutes, stirring halfway through. On a serving platter, place grilled chicken breasts over angel hair pasta and top with Samba mixture. Serves 6.

Turkey or Chicken Noodle Soup
(serves 10)

2 Cups (approx. 10 oz.) Cooked Turkey or Chicken Breast, pulled into small pieces
4 (16 oz.) Cans Fat Free Chicken Broth
1 Cup Chopped Onion
2 Cups Chopped Celery
2 Cups Sliced Carrots
2 teaspoons Dried Parsley Flakes
1/2 teaspoon Black Pepper
4 oz. (about 2 Cups) Uncooked Whole Wheat Wide Egg Noodles
In a large pot, combine chicken broth, onion, celery and carrots. Bring mixture to a boil. Stir in uncooked noodles, turkey, parsley flakes and black pepper. Lower heat and simmer for 30 minutes or until noodles and vegetables are tender, stirring occasionally.
Calories per serving: 134,Fat: 1g,Fiber: 2g,Points: 2,(12/12)

Oreo Truffles
1 bag oreos
1 brick cream cheese, softened
semi-sweet or white chocolate morsels
Crush the bag of oreos or use a food chopper. Mix in the softened cream cheese. Scoop out balls of the mixture and refrigerate for about half an hour. When they’re firm, melt the chocolate and dip the balls into the chocolate (you can also use chocolate bark but add shortening to get it to the right consistency). Let the chocolate harden. For the holidays, add food coloring to the white chocolate. You can also drizzle dark chocolate over white chocolate to make patterns or designs.
It’s a super easy recipe, and people go nuts over the result. They never guess that there are only three ingredients.

Simple Sloppy Joes
1 pound ground beef
1 medium onion
1/2 cup catsup
3 Tbs vinegar
2 Tbs water
1 Tbs brown sugar
1 Tbs dry mustard
1 Tbs Worcestershire sauce
1/4 tsp salt
hamburger buns
Cook meat and onion in a large skillet until meat is browned; drain
Stir in next 7 ingredients, and heat thoroughly.
Serve on warm buns
4 servings

Italian Chicken Artichoke
1/3 jar Sundried Tomatoes chopped
1/2 jar Marinated Artichokes
1cup Diced Chicken
1/2 pint of whipping cream
1/2 jar Parmesian Cheese
1/2c chopped onions
1/3c green or red bell peppers (optional)
1/3 cup or half sm can of mushrooms cut -up
1/2 stick of butter
dash pepper
dash salt
small pkg mozzerella cheese(sprinkled on top)
bowtie pasta (boiled)
boil chicken and dice up. saute onions and peppers (gr or red) in saucepan.
add all ingredients and mix together. Pour into baking dish and bake till cheese is
bubbly and brown at 375 (about 45 min)

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Interesting Thought Experiment

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 10:41 am

This picture is (I think) credited to Alex Grey. I got it off Myspace.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Accolades

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 4:13 am

Thanks to Piff and D’ Arque Bishop for the beautiful site!

Monday, January 9, 2006

I Don’t Think You’re Ready . . .

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 11:37 am

Can I get this in a lamp?

Friday, January 6, 2006

FW: Scary Psychological Test

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 11:00 am

Read this question, come up with an answer, and then click on comments for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right - including me.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, She believed him to be her dream and she fell in love with him right there but did not ask for his number and no matter how hard she tried shecould not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Give this some thought before you answer.

Thursday, January 5, 2006

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 1:54 pm


How evil are you?

Diddling

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 1:48 pm

In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Molest more hamsters.

Get your resolution here

Useful Info - An Email from My Mom

Filed under: General — Lemon @ 11:19 am





(images are from another forward)

Most military personnel end up flying home at their own expense because stand-by flights are so difficult to co-ordinate. Some don’t come home because all their money goes to providing for their families at home and a lot of them come from poor homes where no funds are available. But one woman in Missouri City has done something about it. She began an organization that provides funds for overseas soldiers to fly home for leave. I saw her on Weekend Today this morning. The address for donations is below. If you can spare even one dollar, please send it.

Texas Overseas Military Fly Home 1-877-TOM-FLYS (1-877-866-3597)

Tom Fly Home
2525 Forest Ridge Drive
Missouri City, TX 77459